Friends (TV Series)

The One with Phoebe's Ex-Partner (1997)

Jennifer Aniston: Rachel Green

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Quotes 

• Chandler Bing : I just had me a little nubbinectomy. Yup, two nipples, no waiting.

  Monica Geller : Wow, like Rachel in high school.

  Rachel Green : What?

  Monica Geller : Come on. I was kidding, it was such an obvious joke.

  Chandler Bing : That was an obvious joke and I didn't think of it. Why didn't I think of it?

  [Chandler points at where his "nubbin" was] 

  Chandler Bing : The source of all my power. Oh, my God, what have I done?

• Dr. Ross Geller : [implying he fell asleep at a lecture he attended with her]  So I nodded off a little...

  Rachel Green : Nodded off? Ross, you were snoring! My father's boat didn't make that much noise when it hit rocks!

  Dr. Ross Geller : Come on! Forty-five minutes! Forty-five minutes the man talked about strappy-backed dresses.

  Rachel Green : Okay, how about four hours in a freezing museum auditorium listening to Professor Pitstains and his 'hey, everybody, remember that thing that's been dead for a gazillion years? Well, here's a little bone we didn't know it had!