Friends (TV Series)

The One with Phoebe's Uterus (1998)

Matt LeBlanc: Joey Tribbiani

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Quotes 

• Joey : Guess what job I just got?

  Chandler Bing : I don't know, but Donald Trump wants his blue blazer black.

  [pauses] 

  Ross : What?

  Chandler Bing : Blue blazer back. He wants it back.

  Rachel : But, you said "black". Why would he want his blue blazer black?

  Chandler Bing : Well, you know what I meant.

  Monica Geller : No, you messed it up. You're stupid.

• [Ross got Joey a job at the museum, as a tour guide] 

  Rachel : But shouldn't you know what you're talking about?

  Joey : Yeah, but they tell me everything I need to know. It's like reading a script. Like, "this is a Tyranosaurus Rex a creature from the Jurassic period".

  [everyone approves] 

  Ross : Actually, Joey, it's the Cretaceous period.

  Joey : Yeah, but, I can pronounce Jurassic.