Friends (TV Series)

The One with Phoebe's Wedding (2004)

Courteney Cox: Monica Geller-Bing

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Quotes 

• Phoebe Buffay : Hey, Rach - where's Emma?

  Rachel Green : Monica made me send her to my mother's. Apparently, babies and weddings don't mix.

  Monica Geller-Bing : Are you still crying about your damn baby?

• Monica Geller-Bing : [to Phoebe]  OK, it's 2100 hours. Time for your toast.

  Mike Hannigan : Do I have a minute to go to the bathroom?

  Monica Geller-Bing : You had a bathroom break at 2030; pee on your own time, Mike... Now, in regard to the toast - OK, you wanna keep them short; nothing kills a rehearsal dinner like long speeches. OK, you just get in, do your thing and get out.

  Mike Hannigan : Is that what you say to Chandler?

• Monica Geller-Bing : I need you at the rehearsal dinner tonight at 1800 hours.

  Phoebe Buffay : Uh-huh, okay, what time is that?

  Monica Geller-Bing : [shakes her head]  You don't know military time?

  Phoebe Buffay : [sarcastically]  Oh, I must've been in missile training the day they taught that.

  Monica Geller-Bing : Just subtract 12.

  Phoebe Buffay : Okay, so, 1,800 minus 12 is...

  [Phoebe looks at Joey, but he has no idea what the outcome is] 

  Phoebe Buffay : ...1,788.

  Monica Geller-Bing : [impatienly]  SIX O'CLOCK!