Friends (TV Series)
The One with Phoebe's Wedding (2004)
Lisa Kudrow: Phoebe Buffay
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Quotes
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Chandler Bing : I'm so glad we're having this rehearsal dinner. You know, I so rarely get to practice my meals before I eat them.
Phoebe Buffay : [upset] What did we say was your one gift to us?
Chandler Bing : No stupid jokes. But I thought that was for the actual wedding.
Phoebe Buffay : Rehearse it!
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Phoebe Buffay : [speaking her vows to Mike] When I was growing up, I didn't have a normal mom and dad, or a regular family like eveybody else. And I always knew that something was missing. But now I'm standing here today, knowing that I have eveything that I'm ever gonna need. You are my family.
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Chandler Bing : Wow - aren't you gonna be cold?
Phoebe Buffay : I don't care. I-I'll be my 'something blue'.
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Phoebe Buffay : Hey, Rach - where's Emma?
Rachel Green : Monica made me send her to my mother's. Apparently, babies and weddings don't mix.
Monica Geller-Bing : Are you still crying about your damn baby?
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Monica Geller-Bing : I need you at the rehearsal dinner tonight at 1800 hours.
Phoebe Buffay : Uh-huh, okay, what time is that?
Monica Geller-Bing : [shakes her head] You don't know military time?
Phoebe Buffay : [sarcastically] Oh, I must've been in missile training the day they taught that.
Monica Geller-Bing : Just subtract 12.
Phoebe Buffay : Okay, so, 1,800 minus 12 is...
[Phoebe looks at Joey, but he has no idea what the outcome is]
Phoebe Buffay : ...1,788.
Monica Geller-Bing : [impatienly] SIX O'CLOCK!
