Friends (TV Series)

The One with Phoebe's Wedding (2004)

Paul Rudd: Mike Hannigan

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• Joey Tribbiani : [talking privately with a thick Italian accent]  Last night I try to welcome you into my family; instead, you disrespect me. I cannot allow this.

  Mike Hannigan : Are you rehearsing for some really bad mafia movie?

  Joey Tribbiani : [scowls]  More back talk; and yes - I may be borrowing a few lines from my recent unsuccessful audition for "Family Honor 2: This Time It's Personal".

  Mike Hannigan : Joe, I have a lot to do today; what'd you want?

  Joey Tribbiani : [exclaims]  I want you to take this seriously! Phoebe is very, very important to me, Ok? And I want to make sure you are gonna take care of her.

  Mike Hannigan : [stands]  Joe, I love Phoebe - she's the single most important thing in my life. I'd die before I let anything happen to her.

  Joey Tribbiani : [smiles and pats on Mike's shoulder]  That's what I wanted to hear - because she's family, OK? And now you're going to be family, and there's nothing in the whole world than family.

  Mike Hannigan : That must've been one lousy movie.

  Joey Tribbiani : [offended]  That was me!

• Monica Geller-Bing : [to Phoebe]  OK, it's 2100 hours. Time for your toast.

  Mike Hannigan : Do I have a minute to go to the bathroom?

  Monica Geller-Bing : You had a bathroom break at 2030; pee on your own time, Mike... Now, in regard to the toast - OK, you wanna keep them short; nothing kills a rehearsal dinner like long speeches. OK, you just get in, do your thing and get out.

  Mike Hannigan : Is that what you say to Chandler?

• Mike Hannigan : [speaking his vows to Phoebe]  Phoebe, you are so beautiful. You're so kind. You're so generous. You're so wonderfully weird. Everyday with you is an adventure. And I can't believe how lucky I am. I can't wait to share my life with you forever.