Friends (TV Series)

The One with Rachel's Big Kiss (2001)

Jennifer Aniston: Rachel Green

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Quotes 

• [Rachel is telling a story of how she once kissed another girl and Phoebe doesn't believe her] 

  Phoebe : Okay it just seems a little wild and you're so... vanilla.

  Rachel : Vanilla? I'm not vanilla. I've done lots of crazy things. I mean I got drunk and married in Vegas.

  Phoebe : To Ross.

• Rachel : Well, it was one night at a party and we both had a lot of sangria and we started kissing.

  Ross : Now that's two of my wives.

• Melissa Warburton : This has been so great Ray Ray, here's my card.

  Rachel : Oh wow, thanks. Oh, you're in real estate?

  Melissa Warburton : Oh no, that's an old card. I wanted to get out of that and do something where I could really help people and make a difference.

  Rachel : Wow, well what do you do now?

  Melissa Warburton : I'm a party planner.

• Phoebe : What is this? What's going on?

  Joey : Oh good, can I tell her? Can I tell her?

  Rachel : Well do you want to hear what actually happened or Joey's lewd version.

  Phoebe : Joey's.

• Melissa Warburton : [In awe]  Oh my god, Ray Ray Green?

  [Starts screaming] 

  Rachel : [Screaming too]  Melissa!

  [They hug] 

  Melissa Warburton : You have been M.I.A for the past seven sorority newsletters, what's up with you?

  Rachel : [Embarassed]  Why don't I tell you over here?

  [They move far from the other friends] 

  Melissa Warburton : So, last I heard, you were gonna get married

  [Takes Rachel's hand but sees no ring] 

  Melissa Warburton : Oh, poor Ray Ray.

  Rachel : Oh no, no. That's good, it's all good. I actually work at Ralph Lauren.

  Melissa Warburton : Shut up!

  Rachel : I will not! I'm the divisional head of men's sportswear.

  Melissa Warburton : Oh, shut up more! Are you friends with Ralph?

  Rachel : Oh, please.

  Melissa Warburton : Are you?

  Rachel : No.

  Melissa Warburton : Listen, we have to have dinner, what are you doing tomorrow night?

  Rachel : Oh, tomorrow, I don't know.

  Melissa Warburton : You do now, you're having dinner with me.

  Rachel : Shut up!

• Rachel : [to Melissa Warburton]  C'mon, remember we were on the sleeping porch. We couldn't stop giggling... and our coconuts

  [party bras] 

  Rachel : kept knocking together.

  Phoebe : Oh! Somewhere, Joey's head is exploding.

• Rachel : So Joey, I just hooked Ross and Chandler up with tuxedos for the wedding Do you need one?

  Joey : No, I'm performing the ceremony. I'm not wearing a tux.

  Rachel : Well, what are you going to wear?

  Joey : Multicolored robes. Ooh and maybe a hat.

  Rachel : Does Monica know about this?

  Joey : I don't think so.

  Rachel : Can I please be there when you tell her?