Friends (TV Series)

The One with Rachel's Big Kiss (2001)

Winona Ryder: Melissa Warburton

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Quotes 

• Melissa Warburton : Phoebe, were you ever in a sorority?

  Phoebe : Of course. Yeah. I was a... Thigh Mega Tampon.

  Melissa Warburton : What one?

  Phoebe : Yeah, you know, we were really huge too. But then they had to shut us down when Regina Phalangie died of alcohol poisoning.

• Melissa Warburton : This has been so great Ray Ray, here's my card.

  Rachel : Oh wow, thanks. Oh, you're in real estate?

  Melissa Warburton : Oh no, that's an old card. I wanted to get out of that and do something where I could really help people and make a difference.

  Rachel : Wow, well what do you do now?

  Melissa Warburton : I'm a party planner.

• Melissa Warburton : [In awe]  Oh my god, Ray Ray Green?

  [Starts screaming] 

  Rachel : [Screaming too]  Melissa!

  [They hug] 

  Melissa Warburton : You have been M.I.A for the past seven sorority newsletters, what's up with you?

  Rachel : [Embarassed]  Why don't I tell you over here?

  [They move far from the other friends] 

  Melissa Warburton : So, last I heard, you were gonna get married

  [Takes Rachel's hand but sees no ring] 

  Melissa Warburton : Oh, poor Ray Ray.

  Rachel : Oh no, no. That's good, it's all good. I actually work at Ralph Lauren.

  Melissa Warburton : Shut up!

  Rachel : I will not! I'm the divisional head of men's sportswear.

  Melissa Warburton : Oh, shut up more! Are you friends with Ralph?

  Rachel : Oh, please.

  Melissa Warburton : Are you?

  Rachel : No.

  Melissa Warburton : Listen, we have to have dinner, what are you doing tomorrow night?

  Rachel : Oh, tomorrow, I don't know.

  Melissa Warburton : You do now, you're having dinner with me.

  Rachel : Shut up!