- [Chandler booked a room in Vermont for himself and Monica, but she can't go, and he can't cancel the room]
- Monica: Why don't you take Ross?
- Ross: Uh, don't you think that would be a little weird? I mean, two guys in a romantic inn...
- Monica: No, not if their room has two beds!
- Ross: [reading the hotel brochure] I guess... It still seems a little... *moonlight boat ride*?
- Joey Tribbiani: [Practicing lines while talking to a pineapple] God, you're beautiful. Why are we fighting this?
- [Rachel walks in]
- Joey Tribbiani: You know you want it to happen as much as I do. I want you, I need you. Let me make love to you.
- Rachel Green: I don't wanna stand in the way of true love or anything, but I think a cantaloupe might hurt less.