Friends (TV Series)

The One with Rachel's Phone Number (2002)

Lisa Kudrow: Phoebe Buffay

Quotes 

• [on the phone] 

  Phoebe Buffay : Listen... is Ross near you?

  Mike Hannigan : No, I just left.

  Phoebe Buffay : Well, you have to go back in.

  Mike Hannigan : What? Go back? To the land where time stands still?

• Phoebe Buffay : Oh god, remember the girls' nights we used to have? Sitting aroung talking about you and Ross?

  Rachel Green : Oh god, it seems like forever ago!

  Phoebe Buffay : I know. So what's going on with you and Ross?

  Rachel Green : Well, uhm. I don't know. I mean, for a long time nothing. But actually, right before you picked me up, Ross and I had a little thing.

  Phoebe Buffay : Oh my god, I love things, what happened?

  Rachel Green : Well, first he told me he liked how i looked and the we had a little... eye contact.

  Phoebe Buffay : Eye contact? I hope you were using protection.

• Bartender : Excuse me, these are from the two gentleman at the end of the bar

  [He leaves two drinks on the table as Rachel and Phoebe look at two men who wave at them] 

  Phoebe Buffay : Oh! Actually, you know what? I can't have another one on account of my breast milk.

  Bartender : [Upset]  Ok...