- [Ross and Cassie are sitting on the couch watching a movie and drinking wine]
- Ross: [in his head] She's your cousin. She's your *cousin*. If she knew what was going on in your head, she'd think you were sick.
- [Cassie reaches for some popcorn in a bowl that's in Ross' lap]
- Ross: Or would she? Let's back up for a second. She was the one who suggested opening a bottle of wine. She was the one who turned down the lights. She was the one that wanted to rent Logan's Run, the sexiest movie ever.
- [Cassie grabs a blanket behind Ross and smiles at him]
- Ross: Oh, I know that look. Forget it. I want it, she wants it, I'm going in.
- [Ross and Cassie look at each other and smile then Ross leans in for a kiss and Cassie backs away, disturbed]
- Cassie: What the hell are you doing?
- Ross: [frozen, still in his head] Say something clever...
- [doesn't say anything]
- Ross: Okay, doesn't have to be clever, just has to be words. Say some words.
- [still doesn't say anything]
- Ross: Any words will do.
- [Ross still sitting frozen staring at Cassie]
- Ross: Oh my God, this the longest that anyone has not talked ever! There is nothing you could say to make this worse, so just say something!
- Ross: [out loud] I... I haven't had sex in a *very* long time.
- [Cassie gets off the couch and walks away]
- Ross: [in his head again] Yeah, you really shouldn't have said anything.
- [Ross's cousin is very attractive]
- Cassie: The last time we were together was in that cabin our parents rented. Remember that?
- Ross: Yeah. I tickled you until you cried... We're probably too old for that.
- Cassie: Yeah. I'll never forget that summer. That's when I got these freckles.
- [reveals a part of her shoulder, showing her bra strap]
- Ross: Whoa. Yeah. I'll never forget that summer either. That's the summer I, uh, figured out that we're related.
- Cassie: It took you that long to figure it out?
- Ross: Yeah, I'm a little slow.
- [softly]
- Ross: Just like our children would be...
- Joey Tribbiani: They want me to be totally naked in the movie.
- Monica Geller: Wow!
- Joey Tribbiani: I know. My grandma's gonna see this.
- Phoebe Buffay: Grandma's gonna have to get in line.
- [Phoebe smiles at Joey]