Friends (TV Series)

The One with Ross's Tan (2003)

David Schwimmer: Dr. Ross Geller

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Quotes 

• [Ross going to get a spray-on-tan at a salon] 

  The Tanning Salon Guy : Alright Mr. Gellar, right this way. So, how dark do you want to be? We have 1, 2, or 3.

  Ross : Well uh, I like how you look, what are you?

  The Tanning Salon Guy : Puerto Rican.

  Ross : Two, I think, a two.

• Chandler : [Ross walks in with a really dark tan]  Hold on. There's something different about you.

  Ross : I went to that tanning place your wife suggested.

  Chandler : Was that place the sun?

  Ross : It gets worse.

  [holds up his top to reveal one half of his skin is still white] 

  Chandler : Oh my God! You can do a duet of 'Ebony & Ivory' all by yourself.

  Monica : How could you mess this up? It's so easy. You go in the booth, you count to five, and you turn around!

  Ross : How do you count to five?

  Monica : [counts quickly]  One, two, three...

  Ross : Dammit!

  [Goes to the door to leave. Rachel enters, sees him and starts laughing] 

  Ross : I know!

  Rachel : [after seeing Ross's tan]  What is up with Miss Hawaiian Tropic?

• Ross : You sprayed my front twice!

  The Tanning Salon Guy : [looking surprised]  You never turned?

  Ross : No! I barely even got to three Mississippi.

  The Tanning Salon Guy : Mississippi? I said count to five.

  Ross : Mississippilessly?

• [Monica gives Ross the address to the tanning salon] 

  Ross : Hey, I know where that is. It used to be an X-Rated video... florist.