Friends (TV Series)
The One with Ross's Tan (2003)
Luis Antonio Ramos: The Tanning Salon Guy
Quotes
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[Ross going to get a spray-on-tan at a salon]
The Tanning Salon Guy : Alright Mr. Gellar, right this way. So, how dark do you want to be? We have 1, 2, or 3.
Ross : Well uh, I like how you look, what are you?
The Tanning Salon Guy : Puerto Rican.
Ross : Two, I think, a two.
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Ross : You sprayed my front twice!
The Tanning Salon Guy : [looking surprised] You never turned?
Ross : No! I barely even got to three Mississippi.
The Tanning Salon Guy : Mississippi? I said count to five.
Ross : Mississippilessly?