- Dr. Rhodes: [Ross has something on his body he can't identify, and is trying to pass it off as a Chandleresque "third nipple"] Take your shirt off and let's see what we're dealing with here.
- [Ross begins to take off his pants]
- Dr. Rhodes: What are you doing?
- Dr. Ross Geller: Just showing you my run-of-the-mill, slice-it-right-off third nipple...
- Dr. Rhodes: Well, that's not a third nipple.
- Dr. Ross Geller: No?
- Dr. Rhodes: First of all, it's on your ass.
- Guru Saj: [the duck isn't well either] Do you think you could get him to eat a bat?
- [the duck flaps desperately]
- Joey Tribbiani: So, Phoebs, do they know about each other?
- Phoebe Buffay: I don't know. Does a dog's lips move when he reads?
- [Joey reacts with a confused look on his face]
- Phoebe Buffay: Okay, no, they don't.