Friends (TV Series)
The One with the Birthing Video (2002)
Matthew Perry: Chandler Bing
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Quotes
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[Chandler has just watched a woman giving birth on tape]
Chandler : Before this, the most disturbing thing I ever saw was my dad doing tequila shots off the pool boy. Now, I'd gladly use that image as my screensaver.
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Monica Geller-Bing : [about childbirth] Chandler, it's a natural thing, it's beautiful.
Chandler : Oh, you think this is beautiful?
[turns the videotape on, sounds of a woman giving a painful birth]
Monica Geller-Bing : Oh my god, no wonder my mother hates me!
Chandler : See honey, there's...
[puts his hand on her knee]
Monica Geller-Bing : Don't touch me!
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Chandler : [after watching the birthing video and Monica doesn't know he saw it] Why did you get me this?
Monica Geller-Bing : What is it?
Chandler : It's yelling, bleeding... dilating. Oh, the dilating!