- Monica Geller-Bing: [Referring to Emma] Why did you take her?
- Joey Tribbiani: Because you two were having "sex".
- Monica Geller-Bing: No we weren't.
- Joey Tribbiani: Don't you lie to me, I can tell by Chandler's hair.
- Joey Tribbiani: [to Chandler] You are so lazy, can't you be on top for once?
- Monica Geller-Bing: Hey, where are all my ovulation sticks? There's only one here.
- Chandler Bing: I might have checked to see if I was ovulating a couple of times.
- Monica Geller-Bing: Chandler!
- Chandler Bing: I am not working. There's not much to do around here.
- Steve: I silkscreen T-shirts now.
- Rachel Green: Really? What's that like?
- Steve: It's really fulfilling doing something you hate for no money.
- Dr. Ross Geller: But is it technically a date if the other person doesn't show up?
- Rachel Green: Oh, oh no. Do you think she walked in, saw you and left?
- Dr. Ross Geller: Why does everyone keep saying that?