- Phoebe Buffay: [Mike is going back to his apartment after two days at Phoebe's] I want you to stay!
- Mike Hannigan: I want to stay, too, but I've gotten about as much use out of these boxers as I can.
- Phoebe Buffay: Why don't you turn them inside ou - ?
- Mike Hannigan: Done it.
- Chandler Bing: [Enters the room] there she is, my beautifully proportioned wife
- Monica Geller-Bing: [Confused] what?
- Chandler Bing: There is not a single thing I'd change about you and certainly not "two" single things
- Monica Geller-Bing: Ok why are you acting weird? Do you want sex? Or did you do something bad?
- Dr. Ross Geller: Look, I know my marriages didn't exactly work out, but you know, I loved being that committed to another person and Carol and I had some good times before she became a lesbian, and once afterward.