Friends (TV Series)

The One with the Cake (2003)

Matt LeBlanc: Joey Tribbiani

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Quotes 

• Ross : [filming with a camera]  Hey, there's Uncle Joey!

  Joey : Hey.

  Ross : Hey, say something to Emma on her 18th birthday.

  Joey : [flirty]  18, huh?

  Ross : Joey, no!

  Joey : What? It's for her hot friends.

  Ross : When they see this, you'll be 52.

  Joey : And starting to think about settling down.

• Joey : [barging in the door]  Okay, if Ross and Rachel ask, I've been here the whole time. The whole time!

  [Ross and Rachel come in] 

  Joey : I've been here the whole time!

  Ross : Joey, we just saw you come in. You ran past us on the stairs.

• Joey : Oh. I got it. Ok, everyone pick a number from one to ten. All right? Whoever gets the highest number gets to go first.

  Monica : Ok, ten.

  Joey : Okay, Monica picks ten, I call nine. Anyone else?

  Phoebe : No, lets just draw straws.

  Joey : Or... we could flip a coin, and then multiply the...

  Chandler : I'm begging you stop.