Friends (TV Series)

The One with the Cake (2003)

David Schwimmer: Dr. Ross Geller

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Quotes 

• Ross : While we're waiting, why don't you guys record your message to Emma?

  Chandler : Hi Emma. It's the year 2020. Are you still enjoying your nap?

• Ross : [filming with a camera]  Hey, there's Uncle Joey!

  Joey : Hey.

  Ross : Hey, say something to Emma on her 18th birthday.

  Joey : [flirty]  18, huh?

  Ross : Joey, no!

  Joey : What? It's for her hot friends.

  Ross : When they see this, you'll be 52.

  Joey : And starting to think about settling down.

• Ross : Ask them if it would be faster if we cut the baby's face off of the penis and moved it to the bunny... That's a WEIRD sentence.

• Ross : Some can sing, some can dance. I, apparently, can turn phallic cakes into woodland creatures.

• Joey : [barging in the door]  Okay, if Ross and Rachel ask, I've been here the whole time. The whole time!

  [Ross and Rachel come in] 

  Joey : I've been here the whole time!

  Ross : Joey, we just saw you come in. You ran past us on the stairs.