Friends (TV Series)

The One with the Candy Hearts (1995)

Matthew Perry: Chandler Bing

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• Chandler Bing : [on a blind double date with Joey]  Okay, now remember: no trading. You get the pretty one, I get the mess.

• Chandler Bing : [trying to break up]  Okay, Janice. Janice. Hey, Janice. Look, there's no way for me to tell you this. At least, there's no *new* way for me to tell you this.

• Chandler Bing : I just don't think things are gonna work out.

  Janice : That's fine.

  Chandler Bing : It is?

  Janice : Mmm-hmm. Because I know that this isn't the end.

  Chandler Bing : Oh no, you see, actually it is.

  Janice : No, it isn't, because you won't let that happen. Don't you know it yet? You love me, Chandler Bing.

  Chandler Bing : [stunned]  Oh, no I don't.

  Janice : Well, then ask yourself this. Why do you think we keep ending up together? New Year's? Who invited who? Valentine's? Who asked who into whose bed?

  Chandler Bing : I did, but...

  Janice : You seek me out. Something deep in your soul calls out to me like a foghorn.

  [Imitates:] 

  Janice : Ja-nice, Ja-nice. You want me. You need me. You can't live without me. And you know it. You just don't KNOW you know it.

  [she kisses him passionately, then leaves] 

  Janice : See ya.

  Chandler Bing : [still in a daze]  Call me!

• Chandler Bing : [dinner date]  What a crappy night!

  Janice : I don't know. I have enjoyed the fact that your shirt's been sticking out of your zipper ever since you came back from the bathroom.

• Chandler Bing : Come on, Ross, you gotta get back in the game here, okay? The Rachel thing's not happening, your ex-wife's a lesbian. I don't think we need a third.