- Meagan Bailey: [after having exchanged information with Monica about their wedding dates and photographer] Oh, who's your band?
- Monica Geller: My fiancé wants the Swing Kings.
- Meagan Bailey: Oh, you're so lucky. My fiancé wants the heavy metal band, Carcass.
- Phoebe Buffay: [excitedly] Oh, is that spelled with a "C" or a "K"? Oh my god, it doesn't matter, they're both great!
- Rachel Green: Oh, don't get that here. Now that you know what you want, you should go to this discount store. This place is so overpriced.
- Store Owner: I own this store.
- Rachel Green: So, does this come in a different color or...
- Waiter: May I take your order?
- Dr. Ross Geller: You hungry?
- Joey Tribbiani: Does a bear shit in the woods?
- Phoebe Buffay: [somebody has just called Monica, told her something shocking and has then cut her off before she has had the chance to respond. Phoebe can't fathom what has happened.] Wh-what?
- Monica Geller: That was that girl Megan. She booked the Swing Kings on the day of our wedding and said I couldn't have them back unless I gave her the dress!
- Phoebe Buffay: [shocked] Ooh!
- [then excitedly]
- Phoebe Buffay: Does that mean Carcass is available?
- Monica Geller: You saw me wearing it.
- Meagan Bailey: And now you'll see me buying it.
- Monica Geller: Wh... You freak.