Friends (TV Series)

The One with the Embryos (1998)

Jennifer Aniston: Rachel Green

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Quotes 

• Ross : Every week the TV Guide comes to Chandler and Joey's apartment. What name appears on the address label?

  Rachel : Oh! Chandler gets it. It's Chandler Bing.

  Monica : No.

  Ross : I'm afraid the TV Guide comes to "Chanandler Bong".

  Monica : I knew that. Rachel, use your head.

  Chandler : Actually, it's Miss Chanandler Bong.

• Ross : Chandler was how old when he first touched a girl's breasts?

  Rachel : 14.

  Ross : No, 19.

  Chandler : Thanks, man.

• Ross : What is Chandler Bing's job?

  Rachel : [long pause]  Oooh... oh gosh, it has something to do with numbers...

  Monica : And processing!

  Rachel : And he carries a briefcase...

  Ross : 10 seconds or you'll lose the game.

  Monica : Something to do with transponding...

  Rachel : Oh oh... he's a trans... a transponster!

  Monica : THAT'S NOT EVEN A WORD!

• Rachel : [Monica and Chandler are raising the stakes in the boys vs girls bet, and Chandler has just set the stakes at $200]  Monica, I don't want to lose two hundred dollars!

  Monica : We won't!

  [to Chandler] 

  Monica : THREE HUNDRED!

  Rachel : MONICA!

  Monica : I'm just trying to spice it up!

  Rachel : OK, so then play for some pepper! Stop spending my money!

• Phoebe : You guys, you really should get rid of those animals. They shouldn't be living in an apartment.

  Rachel : Yeah, especially not with all of these knives and cookbooks around.

• Rachel : [being waken up by the chick at 6 am]  What the hell is that?

  Rachel : [Monica comes out of her room]  What the hell is that? Was it you?

  Monica : [they hear the chick again. Rachael growls and heads toward the door to go to Chandler and Joey's room]  You're really not a morning person, are you?

  Rachel : Back off!

• Rachel : This is a girls' apartment! That is a boy's apartment! It's dirty and it smells!