Friends (TV Series)
The One with the Embryos (1998)
Courteney Cox: Monica Geller
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Quotes
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Ross : Every week the TV Guide comes to Chandler and Joey's apartment. What name appears on the address label?
Rachel : Oh! Chandler gets it. It's Chandler Bing.
Monica : No.
Ross : I'm afraid the TV Guide comes to "Chanandler Bong".
Monica : I knew that. Rachel, use your head.
Chandler : Actually, it's Miss Chanandler Bong.
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Ross : What is Chandler Bing's job?
Rachel : [long pause] Oooh... oh gosh, it has something to do with numbers...
Monica : And processing!
Rachel : And he carries a briefcase...
Ross : 10 seconds or you'll lose the game.
Monica : Something to do with transponding...
Rachel : Oh oh... he's a trans... a transponster!
Monica : THAT'S NOT EVEN A WORD!
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Rachel : [Monica and Chandler are raising the stakes in the boys vs girls bet, and Chandler has just set the stakes at $200] Monica, I don't want to lose two hundred dollars!
Monica : We won't!
[to Chandler]
Monica : THREE HUNDRED!
Rachel : MONICA!
Monica : I'm just trying to spice it up!
Rachel : OK, so then play for some pepper! Stop spending my money!
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Rachel : [being waken up by the chick at 6 am] What the hell is that?
Rachel : [Monica comes out of her room] What the hell is that? Was it you?
Monica : [they hear the chick again. Rachael growls and heads toward the door to go to Chandler and Joey's room] You're really not a morning person, are you?
Rachel : Back off!
