Friends (TV Series)

The One with the Embryos (1998)

Matthew Perry: Chandler Bing

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Quotes 

• Ross : Every week the TV Guide comes to Chandler and Joey's apartment. What name appears on the address label?

  Rachel : Oh! Chandler gets it. It's Chandler Bing.

  Monica : No.

  Ross : I'm afraid the TV Guide comes to "Chanandler Bong".

  Monica : I knew that. Rachel, use your head.

  Chandler : Actually, it's Miss Chanandler Bong.

• Ross : What is the name of Chandler's father's all male burlesque review?

  Monica : Viva Las Gay-gas.

  Chandler : Unfortunately, that would be correct.

• Ross : According to Chandler, what phenomenon scares the bejesus out of him?

  Monica : Michael Flatley, Lord of the Dance!

  Ross : That is correct.

  Joey : The Irish jig guy?

  Chandler : His legs flail about as if independent from his body!

• Ross : Monica categorizes her towels. How many categories are there?

  Joey : Everyday use...

  Chandler : Fancy...

  Joey : Guest...

  Chandler : Fancy Guest...

  Ross : Two seconds.

  Joey : Uh, uh... Eleven.

  Ross : Amazing. Eleven is correct.

• Ross : Chandler was how old when he first touched a girl's breasts?

  Rachel : 14.

  Ross : No, 19.

  Chandler : Thanks, man.

• Chandler : [to Monica]  If you win, we'll give up the birds.

  [Joey makes a shocked sound] 

  Chandler : But if we win, we get your apartment!

  Joey : Oooh!

• Ross : That's amazing. How did you know she would buy scotch tape?

  Chandler : 'Cause Joey and me used theirs up last night, making scary faces.

• [Rachel is furious with a noise across the hall and asks what's happening] 

  Joey : It's the chick. She's going through some changes.

  Monica : What kind of changes?

  Chandler : The vet seems to think she's becoming a rooster.

  [Rooster crows] 

  Chandler : We're getting second opinion.