"Friends" The One with the Embryos (TV Episode 1998) Poster

(TV Series)

(1998)

David Schwimmer: Dr. Ross Geller

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  • Ross : Every week the TV Guide comes to Chandler and Joey's apartment. What name appears on the address label?

    Rachel : Oh! Chandler gets it. It's Chandler Bing.

    Monica : No.

    Ross : I'm afraid the TV Guide comes to "Chanandler Bong".

    Monica : I knew that. Rachel, use your head.

    Chandler : Actually, it's Miss Chanandler Bong.

  • Ross : What is the name of Chandler's father's all male burlesque review?

    Monica : Viva Las Gay-gas.

    Chandler : Unfortunately, that would be correct.

  • Ross : According to Chandler, what phenomenon scares the bejesus out of him?

    Monica : Michael Flatley, Lord of the Dance!

    Ross : That is correct.

    Joey : The Irish jig guy?

    Chandler : His legs flail about as if independent from his body!

  • Ross : Monica categorizes her towels. How many categories are there?

    Joey : Everyday use...

    Chandler : Fancy...

    Joey : Guest...

    Chandler : Fancy Guest...

    Ross : Two seconds.

    Joey : Uh, uh... Eleven.

    Ross : Amazing. Eleven is correct.

  • Ross : Chandler was how old when he first touched a girl's breasts?

    Rachel : 14.

    Ross : No, 19.

    Chandler : Thanks, man.

  • Ross : What is Chandler Bing's job?

    Rachel : [long pause]  Oooh... oh gosh, it has something to do with numbers...

    Monica : And processing!

    Rachel : And he carries a briefcase...

    Ross : 10 seconds or you'll lose the game.

    Monica : Something to do with transponding...

    Rachel : Oh oh... he's a trans... a transponster!

    Monica : THAT'S NOT EVEN A WORD!

  • Ross : Ok, Monica once got a pencil stuck in a certain part of her body. What body part was it?

    [Chandler whispers the answer in Ross' ear] 

    Ross : EEWW NO. Her EAR.

  • Ross : That's amazing. How did you know she would buy scotch tape?

    Chandler : 'Cause Joey and me used theirs up last night, making scary faces.

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