Friends (TV Series)
The One with the Engagement Picture (2000)
Lisa Kudrow: Phoebe Buffay
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Quotes
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Phoebe : You think he is emotionally unavailable?
Ross : I think he can be.
Phoebe : Well, he wouldn't be if she hadn't brought her office home every night.
Ross : Well, excuse her for knowing what she wants to do with her life!
Phoebe : Well, she certainly knew what she was doing New Years Eve, 1997.
Ross : I knew you were going to throw that in my face! That was three years ago. She apologized and apologized. What more do you want?
Phoebe : We want the last six years back!
Ross : So do we! So do we!
Coffee people : [looking at Ross]
Ross : I'm sorry you had to see that.
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Phoebe : So, How are things going with Crazy? Has she cooked your rabbit yet?
Ross : You are hearing one side of the story. And FYI, she must have shown him over 30 paint samples and his response to each one was "I don't give a tiny rat's ass!"
Phoebe : Well, She should have spent less time decorating and more time in the bedroom.
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Phoebe : Maybe you guys can get portraits done at a professional photographer.
Monica Geller : That's a great idea. And maybe they'll have one of those wind machines and I can go like...
[Monica starts waving her head and flipping her hair]
Phoebe : That's great. Next to that, Chandler won't look so stupid.