Friends (TV Series)

The One with the Engagement Picture (2000)

David Schwimmer: Dr. Ross Geller

Quotes 

• Phoebe : You think he is emotionally unavailable?

  Ross : I think he can be.

  Phoebe : Well, he wouldn't be if she hadn't brought her office home every night.

  Ross : Well, excuse her for knowing what she wants to do with her life!

  Phoebe : Well, she certainly knew what she was doing New Years Eve, 1997.

  Ross : I knew you were going to throw that in my face! That was three years ago. She apologized and apologized. What more do you want?

  Phoebe : We want the last six years back!

  Ross : So do we! So do we!

  Coffee people : [looking at Ross] 

  Ross : I'm sorry you had to see that.

• Phoebe : So, How are things going with Crazy? Has she cooked your rabbit yet?

  Ross : You are hearing one side of the story. And FYI, she must have shown him over 30 paint samples and his response to each one was "I don't give a tiny rat's ass!"

  Phoebe : Well, She should have spent less time decorating and more time in the bedroom.