- Chandler struggles to photograph well for his and Monica's engagement picture. Joey teaches Tag how to pick up women, much to Rachel's annoyance. Phoebe and Ross date a couple who are divorcing.
- Monica's mom arranged to get their wedding announced in the paper, but they need to get a picture from a professional photographer as any camera makes Chandler grin look like a hyenas. Phoebe dates Kyle, who knows both Chandler and Ross -thwho nicknamed him 'Hums While He Pees'- from their basketball club. Ross gets to divert his crazy ex Whitney by taking her to a ballroom dance-date. Rachel is completely smitten with her office assistant Tag, enough to smell his cloths and be jealous when their colleague Melissa asks him out. Rachel even pays Joey to take Tag out, first to a Knicks game, then to a bar where they meet dozens of potential rivals for Rachel. Rachel then bribes Joey with free Ralph Lauren shirts to stop picking up women together so tag will stop too but Tag decides to go back to his ex-girlfriend.—KGF Vissers
- Monica and Chandler need a good picture for their engagement announcement but Chandler never looks good in pictures so they decide to let a professional photographer take their picture. Phoebe dates divorced Kyle and Ross ends up dating the Kyle's ex wife Whitney. Kyle and Whitney get back together and Tag goes back to his ex girlfriend. Because Chandler is absolutely hopeless in picture they just take a photo with Joey.—Anonymous
- Monica's mom arranged to get their wedding announced in the paper, but they need to get a picture from a professional photographer as any camera makes Chandler grin look like a hyenas. Chandler has a wonderful natural smile that turns creepy the minute he turns towards the camera. Monica tries other looks for CHandler like Sexy, far off wonderment, bedroom eyes, but they are equally creepy. Joey gives Chandler some acting tips to produce a good smile in front of the camera. When nothing works, Joey gives him antihistamines. Chandler sleeps at the next photo session. Eventually the photo is published with Joey standing next to Monica.
Phoebe dates Kyle (David Sutcliffe), who knows both Chandler and Ross -they nicknamed him 'Hums While He Pees'- from their basketball club. Kyle was married to Whitney. When Whitney comes by to the same coffee shop, Kyle is very eager to hide from her. So, Phoebe asks Ross to divert Whitney. She offers him 2 tickets to the ballroom dance finals (which Kyle had planned to take her to). Ross takes the tickets and diverts Whitney, and ends up taking her to the Ballroom dance finals. Phoebe tells Ross that Kyle told her that Whitney is really mean, critical and paints a room in a really bright color without checking with anyone, uses sex as a weapon. Ross retorts to Phoebe that Whitney showed Kyle over 30 paint samples, who didn't give a tiny rats ass. Kyle was emotionally unavailable and that's why Whitney didn't spend enough time in the bedroom with him. Whitney was passionate about her work and that also led to Kyle thinking that she neglected him. Phoebe and Ross end up fighting over what Whitney did on New Years eye 1997 (apparently she apologized, but that wasn't good enough for Kyle). Turns out that Kyle and Whitney got talking and decided to get back together. Phoebe says she doesn't give a tiny rats ass, and Ross says he is over her already. Ross agrees with Phoebe that Whitney hurt his back using sex as a weapon, and Phoebe says Kyle hums while he does other stuff too.
Rachel is completely smitten with her office assistant Tag, enough to smell his cloths and be jealous when their colleague Melissa asks him out. Rachel even pays Joey to take Tag out (Joey had come to meet Rachel at her office to borrow a shirt for his audition, since he spilled sauce on his old shirt), first to a Knicks game, then to a bar where they meet dozens of potential rivals for Rachel (Tag got 20 phone numbers in a single night). Joey teaches Tag "How you doin"..
Joey is very happy to have Tag as a wing man, as he never had any luck with Chandler. He tells Rachel that she cant take him away (she wanted Joey to stop taking Tag out to bars). Rachel then bribes Joey with 10 free Ralph Lauren shirts to stop picking up women together. Joey speaks with Tag and he decides to give up bar hopping. Tag tells Rachel that he likes having a girlfriend, someone he can spoil. Tag decides to get back with his ex-girlfriend.
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