- Rachel Green: Maybe there's some kind of league that we can join.
- Phoebe: Isn't there a National Football League or something?
- Chandler: Yeah, but they only play on Sunday and Monday nights.
- Rachel Green: Oh shoot. I work Monday nights.
- [during the game Rachel has a Pretzel]
- Dr. Ross Geller: Hey, where did you get that?
- Rachel Green: I went really long!
- Monica: [Rachel is decorating a dessert with marshmallows] Um, Rachel, you want to put the marshmallows in *concentric* circles.
- Rachel Green: No, Mon, *you* want to put them in concentric circles. *I* want to do this.
- [sticks a marshmallow up one of Monica's nostrils]
- Monica: [to Phoebe] Every year.