Friends (TV Series)

The One with the Free Porn (1998)

Matt LeBlanc: Joey Tribbiani

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• Chandler : Hey. You're never going to believe what happened to me today. I went to the bank. Totally hot teller. And she didn't want to have sex with me in the vault!

  Joey : Same kind of thing happened to me. Woman pizza delivery guy comes and delivers the pizza, takes the money, and leaves.

  Chandler : What, no 'nice apartment, I bet the bedrooms are big'?

• Ross : What do I do now?

  Joey : You play hard to get.

  Ross : She already lives in London.

  Joey : [Long Pause]  So you go to Tokyo!

• Ross : Okay, okay. But if she doesn't call, it is definitely over. No, wait, wait. Unless eventually I call her, you know, just to see what's going on and she says she'll call me back, but then she doesn't. Then it's over.

  Joey : Way to be strong, man.

• Mr. Treeger : [shouting from the bathroom]  Oh, man!

  Joey : [coming out of his room]  What is that?

  Chandler : Treeger's snaking the shower drain.

  Mr. Treeger : [shouting from the bathroom]  What in the name of hell...?

  Joey : Hey, maybe he found your flip-flop.