Friends (TV Series)

The One with the Free Porn (1998)

Matthew Perry: Chandler Bing

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Quotes 

• [Phoebe is trying to raise money by selling knives] 

  Phoebe : Ok I know what you're thinking...

  Chandler : Pregnant woman slays four?

• Chandler : Hey. You're never going to believe what happened to me today. I went to the bank. Totally hot teller. And she didn't want to have sex with me in the vault!

  Joey : Same kind of thing happened to me. Woman pizza delivery guy comes and delivers the pizza, takes the money, and leaves.

  Chandler : What, no 'nice apartment, I bet the bedrooms are big'?

• Rachel : [after singing bow chicka wow wow]  . What is that song? It's been in my head all day.

  Chandler : It's the theme song to Good Will Humping.

• Mr. Treeger : [shouting from the bathroom]  Oh, man!

  Joey : [coming out of his room]  What is that?

  Chandler : Treeger's snaking the shower drain.

  Mr. Treeger : [shouting from the bathroom]  What in the name of hell...?

  Joey : Hey, maybe he found your flip-flop.