- Chandler: Hey. You're never going to believe what happened to me today. I went to the bank. Totally hot teller. And she didn't want to have sex with me in the vault!
- Joey: Same kind of thing happened to me. Woman pizza delivery guy comes and delivers the pizza, takes the money, and leaves.
- Chandler: What, no 'nice apartment, I bet the bedrooms are big'?
- Mr. Treeger: [shouting from the bathroom] Oh, man!
- Joey: [coming out of his room] What is that?
- Chandler: Treeger's snaking the shower drain.
- Mr. Treeger: [shouting from the bathroom] What in the name of hell...?
- Joey: Hey, maybe he found your flip-flop.