Friends (TV Series)

The One with the Hypnosis Tape (1997)

Lisa Kudrow: Phoebe Buffay

Quotes 

• Phoebe Buffay : It's not that I'm judgmental, but the whole thing is wrong, it's sick and wrong.

  Ross Geller : Is it the age thing?

  Phoebe Buffay : I'm okay with the age thing, until it starts to put its tongue down my brother's throat.

• Phoebe Buffay : Alright, forget hypnosis. The way to quit smoking is you have to dance naked in a field of heather and then bathe in the sweat of six healthy young men.

  Chandler Bing : Or what my father calls "Thursday night".

• Phoebe Buffay : This is not fair to Frank, and it's not fair to the babies, and you know what? It's not good home economics.