Friends (TV Series)

The One with the Hypnosis Tape (1997)

David Schwimmer: Dr. Ross Geller

Quotes 

• Ross Geller : Exactly. It'll be illegal for him to drink at his own bachelor party.

  Joey : Yeah, or to get a hooker.

  Chandler Bing : Always illegal, Joe.

• Phoebe Buffay : It's not that I'm judgmental, but the whole thing is wrong, it's sick and wrong.

  Ross Geller : Is it the age thing?

  Phoebe Buffay : I'm okay with the age thing, until it starts to put its tongue down my brother's throat.

• Ross Geller : Hypnosis is beyond crap.

  Rachel Green : Ross, I watched you get hypnotized in Atlantic City.

  Ross Geller : Hey, that guy did not hypnotize me.

  Rachel Green : Oh right, 'cause you always pull your pants down on the count of three and play "Wipeout" on your butt cheeks.