- Rachel: We're never going to find a nanny.
- Dr. Ross Geller: Oh, come on, Rach - we will; I promise. We have more interviews, and if worse comes to worse, we can always reconsider the first one we met with.
- Rachel: The blonde with no bra?
- Dr. Ross Geller: She was blonde?
- Phoebe Buffay: It's not as bad as it looks. Really, I was just... I was saying goodbye to an old friend.
- Mike Hannigan: Your lipstick's on his mouth.
- David: Oh, uh - we just happen to wear the same shade.