- Janice Litman: So, I hear you hate me.
- Joey Tribbiani: I didn't said "hate", I was really careful about that.
- Janice Litman: A little birdy said something about ripping your arm off and throwing it at me.
- Joey Tribbiani: You got "hate" from that?
- Chandler Bing: Oh, and by the way, there is no Count Rushmore!
- Joey Tribbiani: Yeah? Then who's the guy that painted the faces on the mountain?
- Monica Geller: God, what is wrong with me?
- Dr. Ross Geller: You need to get some sleep.
- Monica Geller: I need to get some Richard.
- Rachel Green: Monica, you broke up with him for a reason.
- Monica Geller: I know. I know. I'm so tired of missing him. I'm tired of wondering why he hasn't called. Why hasn't he called?
- Phoebe Buffay: Maybe 'cause you told him not to?
- Monica Geller: What are you? The memory woman?
- Phoebe Buffay: [brainstorming romanic songs] I think the one Elton John wrote for that guy on Who's the Boss?
- Rachel Green: What song is that Phoebs?
- Phoebe Buffay: [singing] Hold me close, young Tony Danza