- Chandler: [about the guy who bought the engagement ring Chandler had chosen] Alright, where was he going?
- Phoebe: Yeah, it's a restaurant; it's... the Rainbow something.
- Chandler: Rainbow Room?
- Phoebe: No.
- Chandler: Rainbow Grill?
- Phoebe: No.
- Chandler: Somewhere over the...?
- Phoebe: L'Espace.
- Chandler: Rainbow L'Espace!
- Phoebe: No, no. Just L'Espace.
- Chandler: [thinking] I would love to know how you got from Rainbow to L'Espace.
- Phoebe: No, you wouldn't. You don't want to get in here.
- [she points to her head]
- Chandler: No, I don't want to tell anybody else, because I don't want Monica to find out.
- Phoebe: You told me.
- Chandler: Well, it's because I trust you, you're one of my best friends, and you walked in on me when I was looking at ring brochures.
- Phoebe: Yeah; well, once again, not knocking pays off. I only wish you hadn't been on the toilet.
- Chandler: Me, too.
- Rachel Green: Paul's a very private person.
- Phoebe: You just have to think of him like a jar of pickles.
- Rachel Green: So what am I supposed to do? Run him under some hot water, and bang his head against a table?
- Rachel Green: They say that still waters run deep, and I wanna swim in yours.
- Paul Stevens: Are you talking about having sex?
- Joey Tribbiani: [Chandler has just told Joey and Ross that he plans to ask Monica to marry him] I think I'm gonna cry!
- Rachel Green: [entering] Ugh! No more crying - please! I just dumped one crybaby - I'll dump you, too!
- Rachel Green: This is all my fault; I wanted him to open up. But God, I didn't know that I was gonna unleash this-this weepy, clingy, moist monster!