Full House (TV Series)
Claire and Present Danger (1994)
Jodie Sweetin: Stephanie Tanner
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Quotes
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Michelle Tanner : [walks up to the table totally punked out, to Claire] So, you must be the babe who's been hitting on my old man. Got a smoke?
Claire Mahan : [shocked] No, I'm sorry, I quit.
Michelle Tanner : Too bad, I'm trying to start.
[to Stephanie]
Michelle Tanner : Where's Pops?
Stephanie Tanner : 'Pops' went to get a cappuccino, and where were you, Madonna's garage sale?
Claire Mahan : [in disbelief] You're Danny's little Michelle?
Michelle Tanner : Who were ya expecting, Lil' Miss Muffet? Move it or lose it!
[sits down beside her]
Michelle Tanner : Is my root beer here yet? I like to suck back before all the foam's gone.
Kimmy Gibbler : [brings the drinks] Hey kid, what happened to you? You look great!
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Danny Tanner : Okay, Michelle, you want to explain what your Rebel Without a Hall Pass act was all about?
Michelle Tanner : I don't want you to marry Claire.
Danny Tanner : Who told you I was going to marry Claire?
Michelle Tanner : They did.
Danny Tanner : Steph, did you two tell Michelle I was going to marry Claire?
Stephanie Tanner : No, we were just talking about how cool it would be if you did.
Michelle Tanner : I don't think it would be cool.
[to Danny]
Michelle Tanner : You'll have Claire, Stephanie and Gia will have each other, I'm alone out in the cold.
Danny Tanner : Michelle, nobody is going to put you out in the cold.
Michelle Tanner : They already *did*.
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Stephanie Tanner : So what're you gonna wear to the Smash Club tonight?
Michelle Tanner : I don't know, but I was thinking about my sunflower dress.
Gia : She was talking to *me*, little Michelle.
Michelle Tanner : In that case...
[to Stephanie]
Michelle Tanner : Speak slow, and don't use big words.