Futurama (TV Series)

The Deep South (2000)

Phil LaMarr: Hermes Conrad, Merfarmer

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• [Dr. Zoidberg's underwater home has burned down] 

  Dr. Zoidberg : My home! It burned down! How did this happened?

  Hermes Conrad : That's a very good question.

  Bender : [picking a lit cigar from the ashes]  So that's where my cigar was.

  Hermes Conrad : That just raises further questions!

• Hermes Conrad : I'd love to stay, but I miss my wife and oxygen.

  Professor Hubert Farnsworth : Yes, we all miss our loved ones and gasses.

• Hermes Conrad : Our first order of business is lunch. I suggest we start with some lobster Zoidberg... I mean, lobster Newburg... I mean, Doctor Zoidberg.

• Hermes Conrad : Exciting news, people. The pet license I requisitioned for Nibbler has arrived.

  Leela : Hermes, that's sweet. I didn't know you cared about Nibbler.

  Hermes Conrad : Dream on, woman. I'd like to put the little bastard in a sack and toss the sack in a river and hurl the river into space. But I do like filling out requisitions, and these were some doozies.

  [Opens envelope] 

  Hermes Conrad : Great Jah's dreadlocks! There's been a mix-up. This isn't a pet license, it's a fishing license. And it's mandatory!