Futurama (TV Series)
The Devil's Hands Are Idle Playthings (2003)
John DiMaggio: Bender
Quotes
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Bender : [singing, reading from a dictionary] "The use of words expressing something other than their literal intention." / Now that *is* irony!
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Bender : Sure, I can help you, but we might have to metaphorically make a deal with the devil, and by "devil", I mean Robot Devil, and by "metaphorically", I mean get your coat.
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[Robot Devil appears]
Bender : What up?
Beelzebot, The Robot Devil : Oh. Well it so happens that I'm in the mood to make a deal with you.
Bender : Forget it. You can't tempt me.
Beelzebot, The Robot Devil : Really? There's nothing you want?
Bender : Hmm. I forgot you could tempt me with things I want.
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Beelzebot, The Robot Devil : [Robot Devil jumps out of the refrigerator] Bender! What a surprise! For you. Finding me in the refrigerator.
Bender : Well, at least I don't have the hiccups any more, what's up?
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Bender : Wow, your kid is great. How hard did you say you had to hit him?
Mrs. Mellonger : Well, fairly hard.
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[while watching an actor playing him in Fry's Opera]
Bender : I don't remember ever fighting Godzilla... But that is so what I would have done!
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Bender : You know what always cheers me up? Laughing at other people's misfortune. Hahaha!
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Beelzebot, The Robot Devil : [after Bender's airhorn deafens Leela] How delightfully ironic.
Bender : It's not ironic, it's just mean. Take this!
[blows horn, but it falters]
Beelzebot, The Robot Devil : Out of aerosol. Also ironic.
Bender : Oh, yeah? Well, bite my shiny, metal...
[realizes he gave up his crotch plate]
Bender : Ohhh, noooooo!
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Fry : [the wheel lands on Robot Devil, much to his horror] Robot Devil? I get your hands? Zam!
Beelzebot, The Robot Devil : Oh, what an appallingly ironic outcome!
Bender : It's not ironic, it's just coincidental. Now fork over those lady-fingers, Cookie!