G.I. Joe (TV Series)
The Rotten Egg (1986)
Chuck McCann: Leatherneck
Quotes
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Leatherneck : [to Buck McCann before the Cobra cadets hunt the Joe in a forest] You better pack for a long stay in intensive care because when I'm done with your cub scouts - I'm coming after you!
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Buck McCann : Gee, Sarge, did we wake you? I'm sorry.
Leatherneck : Not as sorry as you'll be when I rearrange your face!
Buck McCann : Nice to see you haven't lost your sense of humor. You know, it reminds me of a funny story. It's about this jerk of a Marine who always said he'd die before letting anyone tarnish his Corps' good name. He was especially sentimental about Parris Island boot camp, where he became a man and a Marine. You can imagine how that kind of a man would feel if Parris Island was overrun by enemy troops and then destroyed by massive explosions. Hilarious, huh, Sarge?
Leatherneck : Why, you slimy creep!
Buck McCann : Save your strength. You'll need it, 'cause we have a date! You, me, Cobra, and some fireworks Parris Island will never forget!
[laughs evilly]
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Sheila McDermott : [after Leatherneck saves her from drowning in the rapids] Fool! If our positions were reversed, I'd have let you drown!
Leatherneck : You're welcome.
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Leatherneck : [to a beaten Buck McCann] You made one mistake, Bucko. I may be older, but I'm better.
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Leatherneck : You're a traitor and a sleazebag and the worst Marine I ever met!
Buck McCann : And you're gonna be the sorriest Marine I ever met!
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Sheila McDermott : Buck, you can't let him beat you! Fight back! Come on!
Leatherneck : He was always full of hot air. No real backbone or character.
Sheila McDermott : That's a lie!
[slaps Leatherneck]
Roadblock : Hey, easy, girl!
[drags Sheila away, kicking and screaming]
Sheila McDermott : Cobra is strong! Cobra will be victorious! You'll see! You'll see!
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[last lines]
Beach Head : Some of 'em never learn.
Leatherneck : Nope, some of 'em never do. It's the ones that we can help that get us out of bed in the morning.
[Mike P. Randall rips off his Cobra Elite Corps patch on his shoulder and grinds it into the ground before Wet-Suit leads him away]
Leatherneck : All right!
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Wet Suit : Hey, jarhead, need help countin' those weapons technicians? There's more than twenty of 'em. You can't use your fingers and your toes.
Leatherneck : Maybe I'll count 'em with your teeth, fish brain!