- Wet Suit: [after blowing up a Cobra Moray] Those snakes should've been Strato-Vipers, 'cause they fly real good!
- Leatherneck: [to Buck McCann before the Cobra cadets hunt the Joe in a forest] You better pack for a long stay in intensive care because when I'm done with your cub scouts - I'm coming after you!
- Sheila McDermott: [after knocking Leatherneck out from behind with a flying kick] Who says you can't teach an old dog new kicks?
- Serpentor: [inspecting the cadets] They look tough, but can they fight?
- Sheila McDermott: Let's just say, Your Highness, the ones who couldn't aren't here today.
- [Serpentor grunts comprehensively]
- Buck McCann: Gee, Sarge, did we wake you? I'm sorry.
- Leatherneck: Not as sorry as you'll be when I rearrange your face!
- Buck McCann: Nice to see you haven't lost your sense of humor. You know, it reminds me of a funny story. It's about this jerk of a Marine who always said he'd die before letting anyone tarnish his Corps' good name. He was especially sentimental about Parris Island boot camp, where he became a man and a Marine. You can imagine how that kind of a man would feel if Parris Island was overrun by enemy troops and then destroyed by massive explosions. Hilarious, huh, Sarge?
- Leatherneck: Why, you slimy creep!
- Buck McCann: Save your strength. You'll need it, 'cause we have a date! You, me, Cobra, and some fireworks Parris Island will never forget!
- [laughs evilly]
- Sheila McDermott: [after Leatherneck saves her from drowning in the rapids] Fool! If our positions were reversed, I'd have let you drown!
- Leatherneck: You're welcome.
- Leatherneck: You're a traitor and a sleazebag and the worst Marine I ever met!
- Buck McCann: And you're gonna be the sorriest Marine I ever met!
- Sheila McDermott: Buck, you can't let him beat you! Fight back! Come on!
- Leatherneck: He was always full of hot air. No real backbone or character.
- Sheila McDermott: That's a lie!
- [slaps Leatherneck]
- Roadblock: Hey, easy, girl!
- [drags Sheila away, kicking and screaming]
- Sheila McDermott: Cobra is strong! Cobra will be victorious! You'll see! You'll see!
- [last lines]
- Beach Head: Some of 'em never learn.
- Leatherneck: Nope, some of 'em never do. It's the ones that we can help that get us out of bed in the morning.
- [Mike P. Randall rips off his Cobra Elite Corps patch on his shoulder and grinds it into the ground before Wet-Suit leads him away]
- Leatherneck: All right!
- Wet Suit: Hey, jarhead, need help countin' those weapons technicians? There's more than twenty of 'em. You can't use your fingers and your toes.
- Leatherneck: Maybe I'll count 'em with your teeth, fish brain!
- Wet Suit: I don't see that jarhead anywhere.
- Roadblock: Ain't like the gyrene not to be seen, 'specially since we got the big daddy Marine.
- Beach Head: Quiet in the ranks! Try to act like professional soldiers even if you aren't.