Get Smart (TV Series)
Absorb the Greek (1969)
Barbara Feldon: #99
Quotes
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Agent 99 : We hate to tell you this, Chief, but we've been tailing you for the last week.
Chief : Why?
Maxwell Smart : Well, Chief, we didn't wanna do it, but that's the assignment they gave us.
Chief : Who gave you that assignment?
Maxwell Smart : The guy who's over you.
[pointing downwards]
Chief : Well if he's over me, why are you pointing down?
Maxwell Smart : Because his office is downstairs.
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Maxwell Smart : Chief! What happened, are you alright?
Agent 99 : Where's my mother?
Chief : I was hit by a blackjack.
Maxwell Smart : Your mother hit him over the head with a blackjack?
Agent 99 : Max! My mother wouldn't do a thing like that!
Chief : Her mother wouldn't do a thing like that! You sure it wasn't a gunbutt?
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99's Mother : [99 is untying her mother from a rack] Why are those men fighting with Max?
Agent 99 : Oh, eh, they're from a rival greeting card company.
99's Mother : I had no idea the competition was so fierce in the greeting card company.