Get Smart (TV Series)

Anatomy of a Lover (1966)

Edward Platt: Chief

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• Maxwell Smart : You can't destroy Hymie, Hymie's my friend.

  Chief : Max, this friend just broke through my office door, smashed my desk to pieces, and almost strangled me with his bare hands, how do you explain that?

  Maxwell Smart : I said he was my friend, not yours.

• Phoebe : Why, I almost made a terrible mistake. I met a man who was warm and considerate and because I had a schoolgirl crush on someone else, I almost past him by. But now I know who I really love.

  Chief : You don't mean?

  Phoebe : Yes. Max, can you ever forgive me?

  Chief : Phoebe, I've known Max for a long while and believe me, I'm very... fond of him. But if it comes down to a choice between the two of them, please take Hymie.

• Maxwell Smart : [Max has been ordered to disassemble Hymie]  Why I can't do that to Hymie, Chief, Hymie is my friend. Why, he saved my life once. He's like a brother to me.

  Chief : Max, Hymie is a cybernaut.

  Maxwell Smart : What's his religion got to do with it?

• Maxwell Smart : You think that I would resort to deliberate lies, deceit and disobedience?

  Chief , Kirsch , Phelps : Yes.

  Maxwell Smart : Well how about this...

• Chief : My niece in love with a robot?

  Maxwell Smart : Well, it's not so bad, Chief. It could've been a washing machine.