- Busby: [having just learned 86 and 99 are engaged] How long have known her, 86?
- Maxwell Smart: Oh, I've known 99 since she was 24.
- Busby: I thought Huffacker was 24?
- Maxwell Smart: I get it, Chief. You want me to find out how they're doing it.
- Chief: No, I think the key to this is to find out who is doing it.
- Maxwell Smart: Oh. Right. Now, if I find out how they're doing it, then I will know who is doing it.
- # 99: Why?
- Maxwell Smart: Hmm?
- # 99: Why?
- Maxwell Smart: Eh... yes, why, Chief?
- Chief: Why what?
- Maxwell Smart: Eh, why if I find out how they're doing it, will I know who is doing it?
- Chief: Because if you find out who is doing it and how they're doing it, it stands to reason you'll find out why they're doing it.
- Maxwell Smart: [to 99] That's why.
- [turns back to the Chief]
- Maxwell Smart: When?
- Chief: You can go now, Max.
- Woman Passenger: [having seen Max using his donut and coffee cup phone] Pardon me sir, may I have your donut?
- Maxwell Smart: Why?
- Woman Passenger: Mine isn't working.
- Miss Cleveland: [pointing a gun at Max] I have something for you. Get in here.
- Maxwell Smart: Oh, I hope it's not more coffee.
- Maxwell Smart: May I have your attention please for a moment? Everything is under control and there's absolutely nothing to worry about. We will be landing in Miami in just a few moments. However, there is one small problem. Does anybody here know how to land a four engine jet?