- Eddie Spenser: Are you suggesting I ain't got no personality?
- Jake Kong: Well, let's put it like this: if personality was an outboard motor, you would need a typhoon to sail across a raindrop.
- Mr. Hyde: This should get some action!
- Dr. Jekyll: What are you doing?
- Mr. Hyde: Well, I'm writing a letter to the animal society. I was down to the museum the other day, and you ought to see the way they treat those dinosaurs. They looked like skeletons! Say, how do you, eh, spell "scrawny," with a deer or a buffalo?
- Eddie Spenser: Boy, we sure coulda used you at the leaning tower of Pittsburgh.
- Jake Kong: Eh, that was the leaning tower of Pizza.
- Jake Kong: Aha! Why, you're mixing your last formula for a long time, doctor!
- Dr. Jekyll: You're not sending me back 'till I finish my potion!
- [disappears]