- [Last lines]
- Native Warrior: [says something unintelligible to Gilligan]
- Gilligan: [calls to Professor] What's he saying, Professor?
- Native Warrior: [turns, calls to Professor]
- Professor Roy Hinkley: [calls to Gilligan] Oh, he just said you first have to pass the Best Man Test.
- Gilligan: [calls to Professor] Best Man Test? What's that?
- Native Warrior: [calls to Professor, holds up six fingers and mimes blowing a small dart]
- Professor Roy Hinkley: [calls to Gilligan] Poison darts at six paces!
- Gilligan: [stands up in boat] Poison darts at six paces?
- [leaps overboard, swims ashore, and runs away]
- Skipper Jonas Grumby: [the Skipper comes out in a grass skirt for the party with the natives] Well, Gilligan... How do I look?
- Gilligan: Like a bowl of soggy shredded wheat.
- Skipper Jonas Grumby: Well, Gilligan... Since we're passing around the comments... I've seen whisk brooms that look better than you.
- Gilligan: Ha ha.
- Skipper Jonas Grumby: I am not marrying that fat native girl!
- Gilligan: Well, you're not so skinny yourself.