Gilmore Girls (TV Series)

A Tale of Poes and Fire (2003)

Yanic Truesdale: Michel Gerard

Quotes 

• Lorelai Gilmore : Oh, is this everyone from the Edgar Allen Poe Society?

  Michel Gerard : If you mean the I-Should-Be-Sterilized-So-That-My-Disturbing-Idiosyncrasies-Aren't-Passed-Onto-The-Next-Generation Society, then yes, that's them.

  Lorelai Gilmore : [to guests checking in]  Hi, welcome to the Independence Inn.

  Jim Hatlestad : Thank you. We're Jim and Milly Hatlestad.

  Lorelai Gilmore : Okay, I've got you right here. Well, once again, welcome, and let me assure you there are no human body parts buried in the floor of your room to keep you awake tonight. Sound good?

  Jim Hatlestad : ... I guess.

  Lorelai Gilmore : Room 8.

  [the Hatlestads walk away] 

  Lorelai Gilmore : The Tell-Tale Heart. That's a Poe story. Did they not get that?

  Michel Gerard : The Hatlestads are not with the Poe Society.

  Lorelai Gilmore : Why didn't you tell me that?

  Michel Gerard : If I had thought to, I still would not have.

  Fred Larson : Hi, my name is Larson, I'm checking in.

  Lorelai Gilmore : Poe Society, right?

  Fred Larson : That's me.

  Lorelai Gilmore : Good. Well, welcome to the Independence Inn. There will be a complimentary cask of Amontillado on the table in your room, and if you're expecting your friends Doctor Tarr and Professor Fether, I'll send up another one.

  [awkward pause] 

  Lorelai Gilmore : You said you were with the Poe Society.

  Fred Larson : Yeah, but it's just a hobby. We're not Trekkies.

  Lorelai Gilmore : No, no, I didn't mean to imply... I mean, you're not freaks, no way. Here, room six.

  Fred Larson : Thank you.

  [walks away] 

  Michel Gerard : You might want to stop trying to cute things up.

  Lorelai Gilmore : I hear that.