Gilmore Girls (TV Series)
Swan Song (2003)
Scott Patterson: Luke Danes
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Quotes
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[after Jess admits a swan attacked him]
Luke : I've just never heard anyone use "beaked" as a verb before.
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Luke : [Lorelai comes down the stairs from the apartment in the diner, she needed a book] Find everything ok?
Lorelai : Oh yeah, found everything, including a couple coupling.
Luke : Oh Rory and Jess?
Lorelai : No Ben and J LO, yes Rory and Jess.
Luke : Guess I shoulda told ya.
Lorelai : You knew they were up there?
Luke : They're up there all the time.
Lorelai : On the couch. Horizontal. On the couch.
Luke : They come up for air every so often.
Lorelai : And you just allow this? Luke!
Luke : Settle down, I go up there every 10 minutes pretending to get something to keep them from doing something we don't want them to do. You just going up there just down saved me a trip.
Lorelai : Glad to be of service.
Luke : It's a good system. It works.
Lorelai : Every 10 minutes?
Luke : Like clock work.
Lorelai : Even if you're serving a customer, it's every 10 minutes?
Luke : If I'm in mid-pour, I stop and go up.
Lorelai : [ponders about that] Hmm, 10 minutes. Yup, pretty much the time it took to create Rory. And that included getting dressed and freshing my lipstick.
[turns to walk away]
Lorelai : Thanks for the book!
Luke : [turns to chef] Ceaser, cover for me.
[then proceeds to run upstairs]
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Luke : Where'd you get the black eye?
Jess Mariano : You wouldn't believe it.
Luke : Try me, tough guy.
Jess Mariano : A swan.
Luke : Excuse me?
Jess Mariano : I was attacked by a swan. Okay, you happy? A stupid swan.
Luke : -laughs- Now, how about the real story?
Jess Mariano : That is the real story. It hangs out by Larson's dock. I was just walking by, and the thing came out of nowhere and beaked me right in the eye.
Luke : It "beaked" you.
Jess Mariano : You still don't believe me.
Luke : I've just never heard the word "beaked" used as a verb before.
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Luke : [said sarcastically about a beautiful, white swan that Jess claims attacked him:] Yes, its butt is terrifying.