Gilmore Girls (TV Series)
Teach Me Tonight (2002)
Lauren Graham: Lorelai Gilmore
Quotes
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Lorelai : You probably have a diner full of people who would love these brownies; plus I bet they'd pay you for them.
Luke : Well, I accidentally dropped triple the amount of cocoa powder in the batter, so I either had to dump the batch or find someone with some sort of superhuman chocolate tolerance - only one name came to mind.
Lorelai : God, I love being special!
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Lorelai : Where are you?
Rory Gilmore : I need you to be calm.
Lorelai : Calm about what?
Rory Gilmore : Calm about what I have to tell you.
Lorelai : What? Where are you?
Rory Gilmore : I'm all right.
Lorelai : [scared] Well of course you're all right. Why wouldn't you be all right?
Rory Gilmore : Because. I got in an accident.
Lorelai : What? What accident? What do you mean you got in an accident?
Rory Gilmore : Jess and I went for ice cream and we were just driving and it was dark, and this dog or cat or possum, I don't know. It was small and furry and it ran out into the middle of the road and Jess swerved
Lorelai : Jess swerved?
Rory Gilmore : Yes.
Lorelai : Jess was driving?
Rory Gilmore : Yes.
Lorelai : Jess was driving your car and you got in an accident?
Rory Gilmore : But I'm fine, and he's fine. And the furry thing is fine. The car's messed up a bit, but there's nothing for you to be worried about.
Lorelai : [almost hysterically] Where are you?
[pause]
Rory Gilmore : I'm in the hospital.