Gilmore Girls (TV Series)

Haunted Leg (2002)

Lauren Graham: Lorelai Gilmore

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• Lorelai Gilmore : Are you okay?

  Kirk Gleason : My mother has developed a knee condition. It makes her knees enormous. Yesterday I spent all morning cutting holes in her pants so she could sit. But other than that, and the dyspeptic parrot problem, everything is fine.

• Lorelai : We cannot have this mouse running around the inn, customers will freak!

  Michel : Tell them it's a baby, people love babies, they'll talk to it in funny voices.

  Lorelai : Did you call an exterminator?

  Michel : Why,no, what a wonderful idea! I was actually going to fasten a large wedge of cheese to my head and lay on the ground until Mickey gets hungry and decides to crawl out and snack on my face!

• Lorelai Gilmore : [Discussing a mouse at the Inn:]  Did you call an exterminator?

  Michel : Why no... What a wonderful idea. I was actually going to fasten a wedge of cheese to my head and lay on the ground until Mickey gets hungry and decides to crawl out and snack on my face.

• Lorelai Gilmore : Mom, what the hell are you doing calling Christopher?

  Emily Gilmore : Well, somebody had to.

  Lorelai Gilmore : No, somebody didn't have to!

  Emily Gilmore : Oh, I certainly wasn't going to just sit by and watch this situation explode. You two belong together. It took you years to figure that out, and now that you finally have it, you can't let it go away just because of a little complication.

  Lorelai Gilmore : Mom, his girlfriend is pregnant. That is more than a little complication.

  Emily Gilmore : Women have gotten pregnant since the beginning of time, Lorelai.

  Lorelai Gilmore : And before I result to the totally called for duh, please tell me what your point it.

  Emily Gilmore : This woman is trying to trap him. Don't you see that? You can't let that happen.

  Lorelai Gilmore : Mom, this is none of your business!

  Emily Gilmore : Yes it is! It affects Rory, it affects you. both of whom are my business.

  Lorelai Gilmore : Do not get involved in this, I mean it. Butt out! Don't call Christopher and talk about me or us, just stay out of it!

  Emily Gilmore : Where are you going?

  Lorelai Gilmore : I have to get back to the inn.

  Emily Gilmore : Do not walk out on me.

  Lorelai Gilmore : Mom, I am not gonna discuss this with you now or ever. I would love for you to respect that but I know you, so give Christopher my love.

  Emily Gilmore : A family life doesn't just happen, Lorelai. You have to work for it. You have to fight for it. Lorelai, come back here!